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  1. [[!meta title="3r3i43o"]]
  2. i was always a skinny boy,
  3. in the news i heard of a new method of eating, it was a supplement of sorts
  4. that would give you all of the nutrients you'd need
  5. being interested, i bought some. it ended up being a lot tastier than i had
  6. imagined, the flavour was something like a mint with some zest. the "pills"
  7. were rather large, but they dissolved so easily it wasn't a problem
  8. anyhow, after doing my usual morning routine, i went out. i was in japan, and
  9. today i needed to go home.i went out to drive over to my workplace and..
  10. i noticed something strange while driving. it always seemed like everyone was
  11. in the wrong lane. sometimes there were people going forward in the left but
  12. also in the right. while others were going back in the right...
  13. soon the world started spinning. my thoughts were absorbed by the impact.
  14. somehow I had managed to jump out of my car, although it was already too late
  15. for it. the world was still spinning, so I quickly ran into the closest
  16. building.
  17. inside I noticed it was a factory, some kind of small, run down one. i went
  18. over to near where a ladder was, and put my hand on a table. there was a gun in
  19. my hand. i gripped the gun tightly. it was a revolver, seemingly a very old
  20. one. i decided not to question it, there wasn't anyone in sight anyhow.
  21. everything was covered in rust.
  22. i climbed up a ladder, and found myself soon on a ledge. very high up. a man -
  23. of very short stature, he walked in to the building, talking to himself about
  24. something. soon he noticed me and said,
  25. "Hey, there's a way to get down from there pretty easily. there's a ladder
  26. right next to you."
  27. i obliged him and slowly climbed down. soon we were talking and he made a
  28. gesture to my gun, I kindly handed it to him. we talked for a while about old
  29. commercials we knew, products we loved and wished would come back. he told me
  30. this was a jello factory, the last one still worked by hand.
  31. eventually during the conversation i noticed he didn't have a voice coming out
  32. of his mouth, it was entirely through his lungs seemingly. there was a machine
  33. strapped to his torso i didn't see. the world was still spinning.
  34. i asked him where i should go, but the words didn't come out of my mouth before
  35. a woman walked in dressed in red with high heels. she escorted me away, slowly
  36. walking down the sidewalk.
  37. as we walked away i heard a bang in the distance. i cried.
  38. eventually we made our way to a bus stop, but i just parted ways with her. at
  39. this point i couldn't remember my own name, much less where i was going.
  40. eventually i ended up in a bar. there were some guys smoking cigars at the
  41. front of the bar (it was L shaped) and I talked with them for a while. they
  42. seemed to be nice fellows.
  43. soon I found myself recruited by the Yakuza. in this strange turn of events. I
  44. asked one of the guys if I could taste his cigar while he was lighting a new
  45. one. i did. it was delicious!
  46. I asked how much it was, to which he replied "15,000 USD." well, guess I
  47. wouldn't be smoking those any time soon.
  48. behind the bar was a nice enough looking fellow who had been rolling cigars the
  49. whole time we spoke. i asked him, "do you got any cheap ones"? "give me the
  50. cheapest you got."
  51. he did, indeed, the whole pack only cost 3 bucks. nice.
  52. i made my way outside. in my purse I had a gun, a pack of 10 cent cigars, and a
  53. burn phone. there wasn't really anything else, all of it fell out into the
  54. sewer as i was falling out of my car.
  55. thankfully, the phone they gave me was quite nice. if I held the volume-down
  56. and a secret button hidden on the front flash, i would access a nice program
  57. for checking my hit list.
  58. i walked down the barely lit street, pitch black at midnight. i took a few
  59. turns and suddenly my target was before me. well, there wasn't a single person
  60. near by, so I just shot him.
  61. my gun was suppressed anyhow.
  62. i took out a cigar making my way back and lit it, my expensive lighter was the
  63. only thing left from before my fall. it was fucking delicious. so fucking
  64. delicious I questioned what the point of $15,000 cigars was.
  65. anyway, I made my way back. they were convinced I was some kind of genius.
  66. anywho, I got in. at this point I just needed money, considering my identity
  67. didn't matter a fuck at this point.
  68. i wende and i whan from place to place, doing dirty deed after dirty deed.
  69. eventually, one of my gigs was in a mall. i had plenty of time to do it, so i
  70. decided to go get doughnuts.
  71. i did. they were delicious. as i left the store though, around the corner from
  72. it, i felt a sensation in my back pocket.i quickly grabbed the nearest person
  73. to me by the balls. caught him red handed.
  74. we made our way back over to the doughnut shop, and i forced him to buy me some
  75. chocolate glazed doughnuts. he kept fidgeting trying to leave, but my groin
  76. exploding attacks kept him from.
  77. eventually, he paid, and I let him go. the maidens whomst worked there asked
  78. me, "is he alright?" "yeah. he's just got to take his meds. no problem :)"
  79. a woman with a baby was at the next register to me while i was checking out,
  80. and i smiled. a maid at the place asked me if i wanted children. "yeah, " i
  81. said, "but I can't. my womb doesn't work, and we're still searching for a way
  82. to fix it."
  83. the maid was saddened by this, and went back to her work. i left the store, and
  84. made my way to my target. being a transmasc enby, i was kind of insulted that
  85. people still in 2040 didn't acknowledge my existence. i guess i looked too
  86. femme today.
  87. the target was after a very long hall with tons fo people in it, leading
  88. outside. there wasn't a soul here, since it was very late. just me, red lights,
  89. and a strange kind of outdoors area, abandoned.
  90. so, I sabotaged the power supply, to something, and made my way back.