xevv/translations/reciproomba.mdwn

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	Part 1
	
	Page 3
	Sakuya: "This is my last mag..."
	Sakuya: "I wish for forgiveness."
	
	Page 4
	2 Hours Earlier
	
	Page 5
	Sakuya, to make cleaning the Scarlet Devil Mansion easier, ordered an
	automatic vacuum cleaner from Nitori. However, an automatic vacuum cleaner
	would not be able to cover the vast area of the Scarlet Devil Mansion,
	causing concerns in planning that it may be overworked and break.
	
	Page 6
	Nitori flustered and super-powerful auto-vacuum still in experimental stage,
	Sakuya proposes a test run.
	
	Curious to see if it would fail or exceed, she put the cleaning robot to the
	test.
	
	Page 7
	Sakuya: "Cleaning strength.."
	Sakuya: "I'll just set it to maximum for now."
	
	Page 9
	Meiling: "..The hell was that sound just now?"
	Guard: "Dunno.."
	
	Page 10
	Sakuya: "It moved!"
	Remilia: "Ooooooooooooooooooohhhh!? What the heck is that!?"
	Remilia: "Yahoo!! Sakuya!! What is that!??"
	
	Page 12
	FoodScraps
	
	Page 18
	Sakuya: "Ah.. What a nice fragrance."
	Sakuya: "Let me get you changed."
	Sakuya: "Surely, gym clothes will suit you. ♥"
	
	Page 19
	Sakuya: "There."
	
	Page 20
	Meiling: "Mmm. *Cough*"
	Sakuya: "Meiling."
	Meiling: "S.. Sir!!!"
	Sakuya: "Alert the others. Please stop the cleaning robot."
	Sakuya: "Don't ask why."
	Sakuya: "I'm just taking care of her majesty, so just look the other way,
	eh?"
	Meiling: "R.. Roger! Over!!!"
	
	Page 21
	(I'm not really sure on these because my OCR craps on these and I can barely
	read it)
	Meiling: "Sweep the whole building."
	Meiling: "Anyone outside of a squad please evacuate immediately."
	Cirno: "Nomnom.. Delish.."
	Sunny: "Cirno! We have to get out of here!!"
	Meiling: "It will be very dangerous until we announce it is over, so please
	do not come out of hiding."
	(background: "Help hide the guests, please." "Sir!")
	
	Page 22
	Meiling: "This is Meiling."
	Radio: "[SCREAMING]"
	Meiling: "No way.. bullets.. won't hurt it!?"
	Meiling: "Roger. I'll see you soon."
	Meiling: "It's too quiet..."
	Meiling: "Should be right around here."
	
	Page 23
	Meiling: "Wh.."
	
	Page 24
	Meiling: "This was the work of the vacuum cleaner, no doubt."
	
	Page 26:
	Meiling: "There!"
	
	Page 27
	Meiling: "I'll finish this."
	Meiling: "Shit!?"
	
	Page 28
	Meiling: "It got away..."
	Meiling: "If it gets through the gateway blockade..."
	
	Page 30
	Meiling: "Fucking relentless...!"
	
	Page 33
	Meiling: "Oooowwwwww"
	
	Page 34
	Meiling: "wwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"
	
	Page 39
	Sakuya: "If we don't come up with a solution in the next 5 minutes, call
	Marisa."
	Guard: "Sir. Roger that!"
	Guard: "Godspeed!!"
	
	Page 40
	Marisa: "Yes, Marisa Kirisame's Magic Shop."
	Marisa: "..What, it's just you? Hey, you been reading the vibes around
	here?"
	
	Page 41
	Marisa: "Heeeh..."
	Marisa: "That sure is interesting."
	
	Part 2
	
	Page 6
	Patchouli: "Why do I always have to deal with this shit!?"
	
	Page 7
	Patchouli: "The issue is..."
	
	Page 8
	Patchouli: "Living!"
	
	Page 9
	Marisa: "It's been a while, hasn't it.."
	Marisa: "Flying through the sky, too."
	
	Page 12
	Sakuya: "It looked so weak.. Who the hell would have thought even rifle
	bullets wouldn't be effective against it?"
	Sakuya: "Well, I'm all out of bullets anyway..."
	Marisa: "Right, then.."
	Marisa: "That mansion over there, isn't it."
	Sakuya: "That sound is!?"
	Sakuya: "No way.."
	
	Page 13
	Sakuya: "Marisa!?"
	
	Page 14
	Marisa: "Kept you waiting, huh?"
	Marisa: "Leave your ammo needs to me."
	
	Page 15
	Sakuya: "You were fast, eh! You're a great help!"
	Marisa: "Consider it a service. That cleaning robot I made is my own
	responsibility."
	Marisa: "I lent it to Nitori. I never thought it'd make its way to the
	Scarlet Devil Mansion."
	Sakuya: "It's not a cleaning robot! Misuzu and Patchouli were torn down in
	its rampage!"
	Marisa: "Did you read the fucking manual? You just set it to maximum didn't
	you? (Ah, she looked away!)"
	
	Page 16
	Sakuya: "Get down!"
	Marisa: "Wah!? The bookshelf!!"
	Sakuya: "Scatter!!!"
	Marisa: "Oh fuck, oh fuck!!"
	
	Page 17
	Marisa: "Eh......? What.. is this.. feeling..?"
	Sakuya: "Ah, ow, ow..."
	Marisa: "Maybe a weird thing to say, but... Sakuya, you're a girl, aren't
	you?"
	Sakuya: "Eh..? .. I thought you'd noticed by now, but.."
	Marisa: "What?"
	
	Page 18
	Sakuya: "In reality,"
	Sakuya: "I'm a guy. This getup is just kind of a hobby, y'know."
	Marisa: "E.. a... uh.. I.. ah.. u...?"
	
	Page 19
	Sakuya: "Marisa!"
	Sakuya: "..Tch. Riding the fucking line..."
	
	Page 20
	Sakuya: "I will only ask you once... Why do you wear armor down there?"
	Marisa: "It's my hobby!! Armor is fuckin' cool!?"
	Sakuya: "Haha.. That's just like you, Marisa."
	Marisa: "W.. will you.. let go? I'm not a pet, y'know..."
	
	Page 22
	Sakuya: "You're fucking kidding me..."
	Sakuya: "Marisa!! What the fuck is that thing made of!? How fucking strong
	did you make it!?"
	
	Page 23
	Marisa: "Ada**n...tium..."
	Sakuya: "What a fucking stupid thing to do!!! Didn't you ever think 'if it's
	so strong it'll never be able to be stopped'!?"
	Marisa: "Curiosity got the better of me!"
	Marisa: "I was hoping you would praise me for making a strong cleaning bot
	out of adama*tium!"
	
	Page 24
	Meiling: "GOOD MORNING!"
	Sakuya: "Meiling!"
	Meiling: "Sakuya-san! The batallion has been annihilated. I will dispose of
	that fucking vacuum cleaner myself."
	Meiling: "Oh!?"
	Meiling: "Why is Marisa-san here.. Don't tell me you're involved in this
	incident!?"
	
	Page 25
	Marisa: "Meiling... Aren't you getting carried away here.."
	Meiling: "I am the gate guard of the Scarlet Devil Mansion."
	Meiling: "This is no big deal to me."
	Sakuya: "WATCH OUT!"
	
	Page 28
	Sakuya: "MARISA!"
	
	Page 29
	Meiling: "If a weapon is useless..."
	Meiling: "Down to its last piece!"
	
	Page 34
	Meiling: "Huh?"
	
	Page 39
	Marisa: "Wah.."
	
	Page 40
	Sakuya: "Your majesty!?"
	Remilia: "I heard the situation."
	
	Page 41
	Remilia: "I will stop that robot!!"
	Remilia: "And I will have a stern talk with you about this outfit
	afterwards!"