add some random crap that was laying around

notepad/jelkuza.mdwn

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+[[!meta title="3r3i43o"]]
+
+i was always a skinny boy,
+
+in the news i heard of a new method of eating, it was a supplement of sorts
+that would give you all of the nutrients you'd need
+
+being interested, i bought some. it ended up being a lot tastier than i had
+imagined, the flavour was something like a mint with some zest. the "pills"
+were rather large, but they dissolved so easily it wasn't a problem
+
+anyhow, after doing my usual morning routine, i went out. i was in japan, and
+today i needed to go home.i went out to drive over to my workplace and..
+
+i noticed something strange while driving. it always seemed like everyone was
+in the wrong lane. sometimes there were people going forward in the left but
+also in the right. while others were going back in the right...
+
+soon the world started spinning. my thoughts were absorbed by the impact.
+
+somehow I had managed to jump out of my car, although it was already too late
+for it. the world was still spinning, so I quickly ran into the closest
+building.
+
+inside I noticed it was a factory, some kind of small, run down one.  i went
+over to near where a ladder was, and put my hand on a table. there was a gun in
+my hand. i gripped the gun tightly. it was a revolver, seemingly a very old
+one. i decided not to question it, there wasn't anyone in sight anyhow.
+everything was covered in rust.
+
+i climbed up a ladder, and found myself soon on a ledge.  very high up. a man -
+of very short stature, he walked in to the building, talking to himself about
+something. soon he noticed me and said,
+
+"Hey, there's a way to get down from there pretty easily. there's a ladder
+right next to you."
+
+i obliged him and slowly climbed down. soon we were talking and he made a
+gesture to my gun, I kindly handed it to him. we talked for a while about old
+commercials we knew, products we loved and wished would come back. he told me
+this was a jello factory, the last one still worked by hand.
+
+eventually during the conversation i noticed he didn't have a voice coming out
+of his mouth, it was entirely through his lungs seemingly. there was a machine
+strapped to his torso i didn't see. the world was still spinning.
+
+i asked him where i should go, but the words didn't come out of my mouth before
+a woman walked in dressed in red with high heels. she escorted me away, slowly
+walking down the sidewalk.
+
+as we walked away i heard a bang in the distance. i cried.
+
+eventually we made our way to a bus stop, but i just  parted ways with her. at
+this point i couldn't remember my own name, much less where i was going.
+
+eventually i ended up in a bar. there were some guys smoking cigars at the
+front of the bar (it was L shaped) and I talked with them for a while. they
+seemed to be nice fellows.
+
+soon I found myself recruited by the Yakuza. in this strange turn of events. I
+asked one of the guys if I could taste his cigar while he was lighting a new
+one. i did. it was delicious!
+
+I asked how much it was, to which he replied "15,000 USD." well, guess I
+wouldn't be smoking those any time soon.
+
+behind the bar was a nice enough looking fellow who had been rolling cigars the
+whole time we spoke. i asked him, "do you got any cheap ones"? "give me the
+cheapest you got."
+
+he did, indeed, the whole pack only cost 3 bucks. nice.
+
+i made my way outside. in my purse I had a gun, a pack of 10 cent cigars, and a
+burn phone. there wasn't really anything else, all of it fell out into the
+sewer as i was falling out of my car.
+
+thankfully, the phone they gave me was quite nice. if I held the volume-down
+and a secret button hidden on the front flash, i would access a nice program
+for checking my hit list.
+
+i walked down the barely lit street, pitch black at midnight. i took a few
+turns and suddenly my target was before me. well, there wasn't a single person
+near by, so I just shot him.
+
+my gun was suppressed anyhow.
+
+i took out a cigar making my way back and lit it, my expensive lighter was the
+only thing left from before my fall. it was fucking delicious. so fucking
+delicious I questioned what the point of $15,000  cigars was.
+
+anyway, I made my way back. they were convinced I was some kind of genius.
+anywho, I got in. at this point I just needed money, considering my identity
+didn't matter a fuck at this point.
+
+i wende and i whan from place to place, doing dirty deed after dirty deed.
+eventually, one of my gigs was in a mall. i had plenty of time to do it, so i
+decided to go get doughnuts.
+
+i did. they were delicious. as i left the store though, around the corner from
+it, i felt a sensation in my back pocket.i quickly grabbed the nearest person
+to me by the balls. caught him red handed.
+
+we made our way back over to the doughnut shop, and i forced him to buy me some
+chocolate glazed doughnuts. he kept fidgeting trying to leave, but my groin
+exploding attacks kept him from.
+
+eventually, he paid, and I let him go. the maidens whomst worked there asked
+me, "is he alright?" "yeah. he's just got to take his meds. no problem :)"
+
+a woman with a baby was at the next register to me while i was checking out,
+and i smiled. a maid at the place asked me if i wanted children. "yeah, " i
+said, "but I can't. my womb doesn't work, and we're still searching for a way
+to fix it."
+
+the maid was saddened by this, and went back to her work. i left the store, and
+made my way to my target. being a transmasc enby, i was kind of insulted that
+people still in 2040 didn't acknowledge my existence. i guess i looked too
+femme today.
+
+the target was after a very long hall with tons fo people in it, leading
+outside. there wasn't a soul here, since it was very late. just me, red lights,
+and a strange kind of outdoors area, abandoned.
+
+so, I sabotaged the power supply, to something, and made my way back.

notepad/rainbow.mdwn

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+	where is the rainbow
+	it's somewhere here
+	i see it in tomorrow
+	today i feel
+	where is the rainbow
+	all its colors
+	its carefree
+	its flow always
+	i want to chase it again
+	and be like myself
+	i see the rainbow
+	and toward it i run